Woman is once, twice, three times a hooker
OAK PARK — 19-year-old ‘lady of the night’ Yvonne Jones made it with three separate johns in one night, an area pimp reports.
Oscar “Lil’ Papi” Wrigley
, who wished to be identified as an ‘urban entrepreneur,’ said of the event, “Dumb bitch is a slut — but Papi always gets Pa-paya.” following the statement with a ceremonious kiss to the cubic-zirconia-encrusted dollar sign ring on his left hand.
Jones, who typically works the areas of Stockton and Broadway streets and surrounding alleys and gutters, found the three customers within a span of 2 hours 30 minutes.
Ramirez, speaking on behalf of Jones, said that while the customers did not wish to be identified, they were “indubitably satisfactoried,” with “a sucky-sucky, a sucky-fucky, and a special sucky-sucky-fucky.”
“Trick knows how to work it, y’heard?” continued Ramirez.
The Cee, in an exclusive interview with Jones, was in turn posed the following question: “You looking for ‘somethin?’”
The query was met with a series of up and down shaking motions of the left hand.
Editor’s note: Lionel Richie could not be reached for comment.
